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Industrial Applications of Embryonic Dragons

Professor F, et al

Abstract: Prior research has shown that effective interventions on dephlogisticated hides of adult dragons are possible. We show that in vivo treatments can produce more reliable long term benefits and allow higher final temperatures. We believe this will be a foundational contribution to the emerging field of Developmental Draconics.

"This is good work, Professor."

"Captain, I remember you said that if I got more academic publications then I might be allowed by zombies to write more science fiction. I was thinking, I was hoping that..."

"Yeah well we're gonna have to talk about that after these peace negotiations. I'll tell you straight out I'm not happy about your use of the intrapodal divine tense, antinavigational infrasound, and " she read from the complaint, "Your holomorphic psychoacoustics quote 'taste like fungally infected krill' unquote. Professor I don't need to tell you that the Fleet can afford two proxy wars at a time, no more no less. I don't know what you thought you were doing with the simulacrum levels back there but it was sloppy, and it almost..." She closed her eyes and sighed deeply, her curved incisors briefly visible. "You can do a superhero story, will that work?"

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